CalisAlley and the WestBallz Raid

Cali of CalisAlley is a man of many talents, he is a Super Smash Bros. Melee super star, Fall Guys extraordinaire, Seasoned High Kicker, and last but not least... a man with a coinhole that cannot be stopped. The legend of the coinhole is a dangerous tale, a tale of mystery, alcohol, and the treachery of a twitch chat that has lost a few marbles along the way.

We begin this story late at night, around 4am. A youthful and spry Cali is battling his way through the game Bioshock Infinite as his noble and valiant mod Ratssaa tried to keep him safe from the dangers that lurk below the Just Chatting section of twitch. Unable to stop the forces of evil, a task bubbled from the cauldron of TTS (Text to Speech) and that task was to put coins in his belly button. Cali, a man of the people could not let a request go unanswered. Though Cali was also a man of business, so for the low cost of 5 subscriptions he stated the coins would find a home, and that they did. The next 2 hours were filled with coins, holes, and tape and as familiar faces waltzed into this fever dream of a stream they questioned what could this mean? This stream opened Cali's mind to the potential of coinholing which was first described by Swedish Central Banker Georg Heinrich von Görtz (1668 – 19 February 1719) After this Cali trained tirelessly breaking record after record until he reached a remarkable 15 coins, each one from a different country, an international victory that nearly rivaled the Paris Peace Treaties.

Each of these victories lead up to the greatest moment in Super Smash Bros. Melee's history which involved a twitch raid from legendary professional player Westballz right in the middle of Cali attempting to break yet another world record in the coinhole book of secrets. This moment sealed Cali as a true competitor for he earned the respect of Westballz and became a beacon of hope to coinholer's world wide.