Stupid Sexy Sonic

On one faithful day at our local Pizzeria a Pizza Lord known as Kkarrd funded what would become the Glizzy Stream. That stream, known as the Glizzy Stream had not 1, 2, but 3 mythical creatures. Sonic the hedgehog himself arrived, first (of course). Some believe the Blue Blur isn't even real. and he was followed by a bottle of Sriracha and a Glizzy. We didn't condone the Glizzy cannibalism and it resulted in the Glizzy becoming ill from the consumption of his fallen brothers as depicted in this video. The protective bottle of Sriracha shamed us for allowing this to happen, but we the local patrons of the Pizzeria could not be contained. Some say Sonic is still out there, being so stupidly sexy as his Glizzy and Sriracha friend heal from their past deeds on the glizzy table.