The First Mario Party

The first Mario Party happened June 11th, 2001, Pizzaverse PNF-622. This event broke a chain in the threads of fate which caused an alternate reality to set in bringing on a crisis that could only be solved by the Pizza Pals. This moment was recorded by lore curators shortly before they were eviscerated by the overlapping time paradoxes. We were able to capture their writings and preserve them, though we must be delicate with our discussion of this topic for the timeline we walk today is fragile and has almost collapsed under the rise of a Rogue AI that was defeated by TurboTad, a noble Pizza warrior. Moments of Mario Party timelines have intertwined before such as the birth of Petch and Torb, so we must repeat. This is no laughing matter. So let us begin this journey into the tale of the first Mario Party. On June 11th, 2001, Pizzaverse PNF-622 Rob was joined by his Pizza Pals Brandon, Daniel, and Carson. They booted up what they believed was a game of Mario Party 2, arguably the most enjoyable Mario Party game in the franchise. Though they were not prepared for what was awaiting them, the timeline had already spliced and this Mario Party would be a trial unlike that which they had ever seen. They ran from the nightmare fueled creatures that birthed out of this timeline, a blend of things unlike anything they had seen before, yet familiar moments from our previous timeline appeared as Donkey Kong hunted down one of the sole survivors of a "Grab all the coins" mini-game. After surviving many of the trials that this alternate reality threw at them, trickster gods appeared in vaguely familiar forms. A Sonic unlike that of the one we know today tried to lead our leader Rob to an early death by luring him into a false sense of security as a twisted and disfigured [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowser_Jr. Bowser Jr.] lay ready to kill him.

This story ends with our heroes rejoicing in victory over a candlelight dinner, as Rob and Brandon share sips of wine together knowing that the timeline was saved thanks to their compassion, trust, and ability to remember the way home.