Petch and Torb

Through no fault of their own, Rob and Brandon spawned eldrich horrors into the metaphysical plain that is Mario Party 4. After setting the AI to brutal difficulty and selecting Peach and Toad, the pair of Pizza Boys slowly realized that they were in far too deep and the birth of Petch and Torb overtook the landscape.

Brandon valiantly struck down Torb with a laser, wounding a god and showing the world he could bleed. Though the wound was only tertiary and Torb rose from the ashes of the laser and continued his rampage. An unfortunate result of such precise work. After many painstaking rounds, Petch used Torb as a toadstool as she climbed the steps of success and shattered the hopes and dreams of our young Pizza Boys. Broken and ashamed, no Mario Party stream has happened since. One may ask, will there ever be another? Or have the foul AI sullied one of the few places we deemed safe? One may also ask... were they ever safe? How long has Torb been trying to kill them?